Oklahomas pick of the bunch Beatpunks bangs a rattle crackle remix onto our table, that might becomes the most beloved song of all woodworkers and lumberjacks. Possibly even the soundtrack of your darlings nightly snoring-orgy or alternatively of people with notorious respiratory disease. What a moronic nonsense? Hummm, maybe you’re right, but I firmly believe in this… really - I’m not kidding you.

MediaFire: Armand van Helden - Necessary Evil (Beatpunks Remix)

During a spectacular rescue operation on the australien coast, a shark was successfully saved from starving. Reportedly poor shark choked on a gigantic metal hook mistaking it for a an anorexic woman. The veterinary said, it would take some time, till he can bite surfer´s asses again!

Sweet shark, get well soon! Till then we´ll serve you a melodious snack from jence.

MediaFire: Jence - Sharx
MediaFire: Jence - Wired
MediaFire: Jence (Digitalism) - Pogo Galactica (Original Mix)

We are more than happy German musicians dare to work on Danger. To appear like the cliffhanger and hex the danger to a Daniel Dexter version, which is very very very cozily to savor. Drop your feelings of the day and grab that ruff edit of a track and artists we deeply support and celebrate even in our real life, by buying horses and drove livestock over the wide fields of a country of our choice.

Daniel Dexter from Acidkids served us a re-edit for 11H30, that should be released on Television Rocks (did not, caused by too much license-effort) and mix for their 2 year existence. Congratulations to this and a hug for that mix!

MediaFire: Danger - 11H30 (Daniel Dexter Re-edit)
Mp3: Acidkids - Anniversary Mix

Imagine a carrier pigeon with muscles like Silvester Stallone delivering some fine telegram with a content making our bottom lip fall asleep and hang down draggling on the floor. This bodybuilder-pigeon covered the distance from ddpesh - homebase in Brooklyn to our secret headquarter in the woods near to taiga.

Ddpesh let us feel their new remix for Diplo and Rye Rye’s glamorous Wassup Wassup beaming us 7 years back to 2005, when we were 16-year old girls and putted our bodies in a dark club into rapture, closing our eyes, just to be closer to the beat and scream with the vocals louder than the bastard next to you, who is actually your gang-member. Oh lord, we so want to book them for an underground-rave in a forest around Tallinn and peng peng peng!

Mediafire: Diplo ft Rye Rye - Wassup Wassup (ddpesh Remix)

Friday to Sunday
Graefenhainichen >> Melt Festival

Fri, 18 July 2008
Berlin // Maria >> Elektrawolf, Drama Nui, Mark Moore, Massimo Sex, Emil Doesn’t Drive, …
Berlin // Watergate >> The Cheapers
Berlin // Scala >> Edu K, Deize Tigrona, Mc Gringo, Joost v. Bellen, Hey Today, …

Sat, 19 July 2008
Jena // Kassa >> Ueberschall: Mr.Scratch, Fattony, Druide
Berlin // Panorama Bar >> Format B, Tom Clark, Phage, Daniel Dreier
Berlin // 103 >> Jake The Rapper, Miss Yetti
Berlin // Humboldhafen >> Tok Tok, Housemeister, Haito

Mr Gaspar from LA - one of our most wanted guests here in our headquarter - is serving his kicks and snares on rotation on the fullest, is one of those guys taking us on a filthy rich voyage by sending us always his most hot and brandnewest tracks to share with all of our gangs and peeps and bangers and kids.

He smashed his lascivious behaviour and his yummy beats on Katy Perry’s latest song “I Kissed A Girl” and Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” to make you feel the hot groaning Gaspar-way of capturing the pop.

We can’t add more to Gaspar’s own words: “one after another… hahaha, i don’t sleep”

Mp3: Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl (MR GASPAR Remix)
Mp3: Lil Wayne feat. Static - Lollipop (MR GASPAR Remix)

Hi,

We remixed “Bump” by Mephisto Odyssey. The tune has vocals from one of the MCs from hieroglyphics. Our rmx has Jon from HPD adding a verse. Its coming out next month, but they said we can give away our rmx!!! I have attached the press release and art work and a clip of the tune. SHARE IT! GIVE THAT SHIT OUT!!!

We <3 U as always!!!

xx

Hot Pink DeLorean

Mediafire: Mephisto Odyssey - Bump (Hot Pink Delorean Remix)

We want you to pay attention on this release, that is absolutely nice, dripping, kicking and everything else your mother told you not to be or to do or to want. We speak of Fagget Fairys new drop-out called “Samo Ti (Remixes)” which is dating and smashing the street on Palms Out / Art Rebel.

By owning it you will be received with 16 tracks, remixes from our local lovers 3 is a Crowd, Drop The Lime, AC Slater, Chew Fu, Ursula 1000 and many others. We highly recommend to spend some cash this time for this gem. If you dig dig dig the iTunes Store grab a copy here or, if not, feed yourself via Turntablelab. Soon on Beatport and Juno, too!

To get the ball running, to make you addicted, to get your freaking mouth drool we give you a petite snippet of 3 is a Crowds Ghetto Remix for Fagget Fairys “Samo Ti”, that absolutely kicked our brains out of our heads to make a brain-party with brain-guests, brain-confetti, brain-freaking-dances and brain-wine cooler. Hush, hush, dance!

Fagget Fairys - Samo Ti (3 Is A Crowd Ghetto Mix)

We can feel it! We can feel it! Uff that graphic is H-O-T! Uff that tracks are too! Is this the new It? Is this an It? Is this something you have to put the boat under your butt to cruise on beats of glamour? Are you down with it?

One of Brooklyn purest gleaming pieces of jewelry The New American Dream seem to grab your brain, stomp on it to leave it used and dirty on the dancefloor. We dig these gruff short dance beats and dithered vocals that makes our beautiful bodies shaking like hoes on kryptonite (chekk?)! These are fellows when you dance naked into daybreak with nothing else than euphoria, guns and grrrls.

Btw: the graphic is actually longer, too long for a post, but we highly recommend to take it along here. It is coevally the teaser for the mix. Grab the tush!

Mediafire: The American Dream Team - Pound For Pound
Mediafire: The American Dream Team - Money & Bitches
Mediafire: Pismo - Analyze or Sync (Codes American Dream Team Remix)
zShare: The American Dream Team ft. Dj Code-D - What Dreams Are Made Of Mix

Cliccck for trekklizd: show

Our friends James and Celeste from the Island United Kingdom, both better known as Oldschoolreunion, were happy hardcore enough to deliver us their first tasty Ep called “High Five”, that makes us absolutely hungry for more.

Oldschoolreunion serve 3 non-vocal tracks to show their skills in beaking the beat, pitching the kicks and appear hard-hustling on the street. We highly recommend them all, if you support and celebrate collages of glitter, glitz and sparkling wine!

2 things we’d like to give with these 3 gems: Eat them up and enjoy! Feed a band, watch them grow! They deserve it!

Mediafire: Oldschoolreunion - 7 Fires
Mediafire: Oldschoolreunion - Street Ninja
Mediafire: Oldschoolreunion - Fast Getaway

Hard stuff that blows up in our faces this morning. What’s better for getting a day started than a slice of bread and jam, a glass of milk and hard techno music? Well, I put the the same question to my next-door neighbour after he was constant knocking on my door earlier, but he just retorted with a snarl, that he doesn’t like milk and jam and that I should turn that noise off otherwise he would stick my hi-fi system into my head. Hum… allright! Now I’m square-headed… but still a hard banger.

TechJio is hailing from Montreal to us balls to the wall. His hard dancefloor-suited electro tracks will blow you out of your socks and make you feel thunderstrucked. Beware of this tracks - they are biting!

Mediafire: TechJio - Wait For More
Mediafire: TechJio - Afterparty
Mediafire: Malk - Ey Du Opfer (TechJio Remix)

From Switzerland to Denmark, from youngster Ghostape to woozy firefly Screen Tests, from experimentally bumping to filigreed structuring, from the A to the Z.

Rising young musician Ghostape creates sounds, that subsist on a strange struggle between cheap instrumentals and subtle, nay surreal vocal-arrangements. Not really something that makes you dance 2 days at a stretch, but definitive something that’s particular. Even if a little bit too experimental for my taste. On the other hand the remix that comes from Screen Tests from Denmark is right up my alley. At any rate these two tracks are worth to take a listen and form a personal opinion about.

MediaFire: Ghostape - Allez
MediaFire: Ghostape - Allez (Screen Tests Remix)

Buffetlibre’s 80s cover project “Rewind” makes us happy again - oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh.

They shipped over two tickets to paradise to us in terms of two new 80s covers. One by the fellow the whole FastLife crew likes to marry - Mr. Anoraak. He attended to The Romantics to meliorate their track “Talking In Your Sleep” with his personal touch, for what we love him that much. The other one is contributed by Findlay Brown who covers Joe Smooth’s deep house classic “Promised Land” and transmutes it into an easy-listening, easy-going, easy-easy track that makes you melt away straightaway.

With these last two covers, Part1 of Buffetlibre’s “Rewind” project is completed. You can download the whole collection for free via MegaUpload or as seperated tracks directly at Buffetlibre.

We, the TFL crew, love the entire result and send over our proper respect to all involved.

MediaFire: The Romantics - Talking In Your Sleep (Anoraak Remix)
MediaFire: Joe Smooth - Promised Land (Findlay Brown Remix)

A newcomer from Lisbon hangs himself far outside of the window of his Mustang to throw his new rmx on a tape directly into my hands, while speeding like Michel Vaillant past my house!

I’m glad Risko Disko took the risk, cause his debut of introducing himself to us and us and us is a piece of jewelry making our legs fidgeting and our heads shaking like back in 2002, when we were young and innocent enough to take 12 shots at once and dancing our insides out.

MediaFire: Loto - Beat Riot (Risko Disko Remix)

We go sledding with DJ Doc Rok naturally - notwithstanding if it’s summertime.

MediaFire: Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal (DJ Doc Rok Remix)

Hey peeps, here’s a new tune from Dj Donna Summer.
Feel free whatever you want to do with it: Throw it in the washing machine, hug it, fluff its bed, sing it a lullaby, head it over to every city worldwide, don’t stop to play it, don’t stop to move your body to it, pop it off, pop it down, rip it in, smack it out, get it, share it, trust it, paint it black, think of Donna, twinkle to the neighbors window and grab some frenzy.

MediaFire: Dj Donna Summer - Got Me Burning

A new Poponiv wants to be a part of your karma, your device, the glitter on your furniture, the gleaming belt around your hips, the cheeky new friend in your gang, the neon accessory of your outfit, the start into a warm ruffinov night, the reason for shaking your torsinov in your bathroom, while preparing for an event of your choice and the soundtrack while stealing inventory out of the Ritz Carltinov.

Shout out loudinov to Dstrrr over at Schitz Popinov.

zShare: Dstrrr - Schitz Popinov Mini Mix

Tracklist as usual by klikking show

Our buddys Database from Brazil want to teach us European slowpokes how to dance boisterously and being extremely sexy at once. You will never ever look like a drunken robot, a wooden block or a guideless humming top, will never move your body such as the Kung Fu Panda or MC Hammer and will never wave your hands and feet uncoordinated around like windmills during the mad dash of Don Quichote.

Boys will become famous disco stallions and girls will smack like an abundance of magnificent flowers. Not to mention the fact that everybody will gain better dancing skills than Mikhail Baryshnikov. The only thing you have to do is listening to Database and their burner track we deliver to you right below.

MediaFire: Database feat. Midnight Martyn - Party People

Fri, 11 Jul 2008
Jena // Rose >> Rofigu, 12″ Kid, Goldee, Mbeck, Seidenrausch
Berlin // 103 >> Matchbox, Martin Zadak, Bonnie + special suprize guests
Berlin // Watergate >> Kiki, Phage, Oliver Koletzki, Florian Meindl
Berlin // Tape >> Santogold, Ben Mono, Schowi, San Gabriel, Hunee
Berlin // Scala >> Audiotrucs, Thoughtless Hussies, Finckobot, Keanou Raves

Sat, 12 Jul 2008
Cologne // Loonyland >> Surkin
Berlin // Berghain >> Ostgut Nacht: Marcel Dettmann, Ben Klock, Marcel Fengler
Berlin // Panorama Bar >> Jesse Rose, Derrick Carter, Tristan da Cunha
Berlin // Picknick >> Gameboy/Gamegirl, Shir Khan, Dj Supermarkt, Jack Tennis, Hunee, Finn Johannsen
Berlin // Scala >> Playdoe, Polly Aspers, Daniel Haaksman, Yeah Fool!, Waste It Grrlz
Berlin // Maria/Josef >> Smith n Smart, Pilskills, Robosonic, Ben Mono, …
Berlin // Monster Ronson’s Ichiban Karaoke >> Mount Sims

We hardly kept resisting the German mainstreaming radio-hype of Lützenkirchen’s “3 Tage Wach”, cos we got severe problems celebrating the only statements the dirty mob is understanding. We have difficulties to identify ourselves with chicks on speed, toys on taws, horrid vicitims on tickets and living the coke side of life.

But sometimes something slips silently inside, that implicates great fondly work on an existing track. Something, that is sending a complete different feeling with playing this file. Apart of this weird drug-afflicted mood the original conveys, Pelziques workover is a lovely hushed version, is more the good friend, who carries and supports you to the door.

Thanks over to Torsten, who trusted his heavy rotation-sense to share this gem and Pelzique, who saved our faith and blew my bias away.

Mediafire: Lützenkirchen - 3 Tage Wach (Pelzique Remix)